I am woman hear me ROAR! and bitch and complain and cry and..........
Mornings have gotten a little crazy over here at the Jaffe household. It usually starts around 5:30 maybe 6:00am, if I am lucky. One of the children will wake up and instantly be starving. Starving like they have not been fed for days. Yelling for food like it might be their only meal of the day. I, half awake, stumble down the stairs to see what delicious box of cereal delicacy I can whip up in a quick hurry while tripping over the dog seven million times, because now he's starving too. Doesn't matter that there is still some kibble from last nights meal in his bowl, this dog wants some fresh stuff. By this time the caffeine headache has set in and all I can think about is coffee. That's usually when the other child will awaken from their slumber, screaming for food or a BABA! Now almost three quarters of a hour has gone by and I still have not managed to 1) pee and 2) get a coffee down...