The baby broke my nose.
Have you ever been headbutted by a large headed child before? Have you had that giant baby head, all excited and playful, come slamming right into your nose? It will fill your body with the most conflicting emotions you will ever have. For a minute you will want to punch a baby. You won't do it, but as tears well in your eyes and blood starts trickling from your nose your baby will look at you laughing and poke you right were it hurts. For the love of motherhood there is nothing more painfully fustrating as that. It means that playtime is going to meet a abrupt end and the child will be crying and so will you. Moving on because just thinking about it brings back feelings that a "good" mother should not have. Sorry I busted you in the face mom. I let the excitement take over and my head got away from me. In other news we got a call Sunday morning from Grammy Constance, Dov's mother, and she had a friend that was going to trash a wooden p...