This is madness. Complete madness.
So to get in line with the whole holiday cheer movement I have decided to make the best of this monstrous head cold. Here is one MAJOR bonus of having so much mucus in your sinuses that it feels like your cranium is filled with cement. Your daughter can take a dump at probably 7 am and you won't smell it. Nope, not till you see it oozing out the side around 9 am. That is when you will know...you have had a motherhood fail. Not that she minds, she will fight you tooth and nail to stay in that shitty rag. I mean really!? Your butt is being eaten away by poo and you want to scream and cry and wriggle around getting shiat everywhere in the process just because I am trying to clean you up! No good deed goes unpunished right? Screw you little lady. Well not really screw her but ya...screw her. Well that wasn't as cheery as I had hoped but it is the bright side of being sick right? Okay so there is the head cold and then the ...