Crappy genetics and backseat drivers
Well come to find out the bear was a day early for his turkey dinner. Yesterday the only wildlife sighting was turkeys. Much more welcomed then bears but still a nuisance when they saunter in front of your car when you are in a rush. Turkeys are NEVER in a rush (unless being hunted of course) and take their sweet ass time crossing the road. Just when you think the clan has all gone the turkey holding up the rear will jump out of the woods. This causes you to jack your breaks which then leads to your son telling you Dad is a better driver. Nothing irritates me more then a three year old critiquing my driving skills. Sadly I think he learned this annoying trait from me. I am a chronic passenger seat driver. Yes...bad I know. Today is very warm here as I am pretty sure it is everywhere. I won't complain since I di...