VLOG time baby!


This is my first and probably last VLOG...I just didn't think I could fully express how CRAZY this book was unless I personally read it to you.  Enjoy.  The video below is a wonderful tale of how parents really feel.  Not crazy at all.  That story you will enjoy much more I promise.  Unless you are a friggin creepster that crawls into your married sons window at night and rocks him like a baby.  LUNATIC. 



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  1. AnonymousSeptember 2, 2011 at 7:11 PM

    BWAHAHAHA what a beautiful reading you did of that CREEPY ASS book! I loved your commentary!!! I am laughing hysterically picturing you reading it to Noah - did you have to stop in the middle!? Did you push through right to the end? Did you tell Noah that the woman is a psycho!?!?! Hahahahaha great VLOG!!!

    Erin Conway Hammill :)

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